Thank you, Thighmaster :)

Right, don't judge me.  But sitting around in my unemployment, I was thinking about how much I would like/benefit from a Thighmaster.  Now, I am not being lazy, but I am doing a lot more sitting than I am running around...and I've never tried a Thighmaster.  And I make a lot of poor judgement calls about these kinds of things. But this advert from 1991 will make you want one too (maybe):