Here's the problem with today...

I'm hungover.  Very hungover. I am not to blame for this situation.  The Cinco de Mayo party thrown by the house I am staying at had a margarita machine.  A machine full of tequila that was almost as much fun to pour from as it was to drink takes full responsibility for my current state of distress.

Disclaimer:  I am going to try and be witty and creative with the next couple of posts I am putting up but the chance of failure is reasonably high.