I'm hungover. Very hungover. I am not to blame for this situation. The Cinco de Mayo party thrown by the house I am staying at had a margarita machine. A machine full of tequila that was almost as much fun to pour from as it was to drink takes full responsibility for my current state of distress.
Disclaimer: I am going to try and be witty and creative with the next couple of posts I am putting up but the chance of failure is reasonably high.